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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

"Little Debbie"...Snack cake goddess or Satan's Mistress??

Little Debbie, Why do you tempt me so...? So many varieties,so many temptations....it probably should be against the law to have that many choices of oh, so. delicious snack cakes! Let's see, you have my personal fav's Nutty Buddy or whatever they are called...don't know for sure,just know they are stinkin Awesome! Then we have the Oatmeal Pies...such an example of classic yummy goodness! My greatest oatmeal pie memory goes way  back when I was pregnant with my oldest daughter and I ate a whole box in one sitting...! See where the Satan's mistress part comes in... Then there are the Swiss Roll Cakes and what more can you say about chocolate rolled up with cream in the center,but YUMYUM! Plus,Swiss Roll Cakes take me back to a very funny story told by my childhood best friend! There are like who know's,a hunderd more varities! yes I know I said hunderd..just for effect purposes! I know some of my family loves the seasonal one's easter eggs,Christmas trees,valentine hearts with all there fresh seasonal awesomeness!(that is a word here in the holler) And I know their was a time when I wasn't so addicted to Little Debbie's one every now and again was sufficient...seems like so long ago now...So I will cast blame on others for my addiction,isn't that what them there addicts do blame it on everyone else! Here in the holler, I soon found out after spending some time here that dessert is part of every meal...ok,maybe not breakfast,nevermind scratch that,Ummm,Chocolate gravy.,That's definitely a dessert! So with all these desserts with every meal,what's a girl to do, didn't want to offend anyone...Yes,yes it's all coming back that is when it started! Sometimes there wasn't a chocolate cake or peach pie after supper,so what do you do,grab a little debbie! And at Granny's there is ALWAYs an oatmeal pie in the cookie jar!! And when she offers me one I have to oblige,these are my in-laws don't want to make them ill! They are also my holler neighbors and you never know when you might need Grannys wood stove when the power goes out,ain't nobody makin her mad!! So as you see I love Little Debbie with her curly hair and freckles on my snack cake box,although she is partly to blame for my weight gain the other half going to my three kids...But, Love her I do! Thankyou Little Debbie,the holler salutes and supports your all american goodies...(hope they are made in America??) Now please excuse me, I have to go finish cooking supper so I can have a dessert!

Here's my new group:L.D.A-Little Debbie's Anonymous
Who wants to sign up? Don't be in denial,admitting you have a problem with snack cakes is your first step!

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